Is Black Metal The New Grunge? (Part 1)
It may be nearly 2 decades after the fact, but it seems the trend of being like Norway’s bastard children is really starting to sweep the world. As the self-proclaimed police commissioner of all things considered heavy metal, you have seen me preach from my soapbox, rant from my pulpit, and even kick people smaller than me – but here is something you won’t see so often.
I shall sit back, and say – gee, although it is trashy, and cliche, and just plain terrible, internet commercialism has truly created something unique here… Rate My Corpse Paint
Kudos to the fool that thought this up, I guess. Let’s just hope the dipshit dies before he comes up with something like Rate My Dee Snider Perm next.


I have some fucking GRIM photos of corpsepaint cladness. My favorite is where i am simulatingf a secual act upon my friends dog, whilst holding a pink flamingo i stole from someones yard in another hand, grim face, spikes ‘n all. FUCKING CLASSIC. If only it was a goat and a black flamingo. I must find and re-scan. I will pwn their shitty goth paint
Comment made by Infernale on June 1, 2007 @ 11:26 pm