lol thats great!!!Is One Not Enough Ladies?
Why do you women these days carry two handbags? Is it not enough that you have one bottomless pit of perfumey-makeup-stuffs hung over your shoulders already – so big people in the street are knocked over – so big that you require an extra seat on the bus – and now every one of you carries a SECOND (usually larger) bag. Nicola informed me it is to fit your Gym gear. I am sorry, but I am pretty certain some of you ladies don’t use the gym. In fact, it is likely you have mudcake in the bag (and about 12 Woman’s Day magazines).
So here are the questions that keep me awake at night -
- What is in this second bag that couldn’t be fit in the first?
- What is in the first that couldn’t be removed to accommodate what is now in the second?
- Why is the first one so big anyways?
- Is this like a female version of penis envy? Instead of having the biggest car, you strive to have the largest handbag?
You should put your house keys in you pocket, then they won’t slide to the bottom of the bag every damn time.
(PS – I don’t need a big car, as I have The Black Bart – the largest hat in the world…)
I thought the handbag size was related to the size of the partner/desired partner/ex partner’s testicles. Because lets face it, thats where most women keep them.
Comment made by Infernale on November 21, 2007 @ 11:27 am
Actually, I quite agree. I don’t see why women need even one to begin with. It’s ridiculous in my opinion. There are really only maybe… three things you’d ever need out of there.
[b]1.[/b] Your Keys- these can go in your pocket, or even on a freekin’ lanyard.
[b]2.[/b] Your phone- they have the hip holster for a reason and if that doesn’t work for you, again. Pocket.
[b]3.[/b] Your music- if your not listening to it, you probably don’t need it.
Hell, most ‘handbags’ I see are larger than my damn school bag, and IT gives ME back pain. I can’t imagine what those damn bags’ll do to you. 0__o Ridiculous.
(P.S.- I actually am a women/girl, whatever fifteen year old females are classified as anymore, society is so damn screwed up. ><)
Comment made by Mia on January 17, 2008 @ 1:37 pm