TheBigBlackRamblings

I was walking down the street this morning and I noticed a woman walking toward me looking at her phone. She was obviously SMS-ing or something. She was well dressed in a business suit – obviously a woman of some decorum. In her haste to get to where she was going (and with her head still down) she crashed straight into me.

She looked up at me, and I smiled, waiting for a hasty apology. Instead she muttered ‘Watch where you are going!’ and shoved past me. Being me, and not someone of finer language skills, I proclaimed back ‘FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT’. She gave me quite the dirty look in response (I’m not sure why?), and hurled a barrage of abuse at me, before continuing at high speed down the footpath – head still down, looking at her phone.

Now, my question is this – Was I wrong in my response? Oh, maybe I should have apologized to her, as it was my fault after all? No way. Stupid bitch.

In the words of George Costanza: You know, we are living in a society!