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Tommy Lee
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I hate to list it here - but it's in. Besides the fact the man sports the greatest horse-sized donga the rock world has ever seen; he also appears to be able to write (and sing) great pop-rock. The single 'Good Times' was thrashed on radio for weeks before I realised who it was and thought the song a little trashy - but like the rest of the album, it's VERY catchy. Expect no Motley Crue here, this is way more polished and radio friendly. |
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Alice Cooper
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'Hey everyone - Alice Cooper has recorded an album that is a return to form. It's 'Welcome To My Nightmare - Part 2'!' - That's what the rumour was. The verdict? This ain't anything like Nightmare, or would it ever sit on the shelf alongside it - but the old man has finally made up his mind where he wants to sit musically, which is good, because he made the right choice. This is just a good classic sounding hard rock album, done the way only Alice can do it. Good for him. Now, he just needs to get a reality TV show. |
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Corrosion Of Conformity
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Pepper Keenan is Lord Stoner. This is great stuff. Thick and sludgy - straight outta New Orleans. Is this possibly the best COC album? It could be, although I do prefer that slightly heavier style they played in the early 90s. Currently on tour with Disturbed heckling nu-metal audiences into submission all over America. |
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Iommi
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The riff master Tony Iommi is back, but this time not foolish enough to call his latest hard rock solo album 'Black Sabbath' - as he should have done from 1983 until 1997. Often Sabbath ring-in vocalist Glen Hughes is back, and the results is a nice slab of modern (although often nostalgic) hard rock. He may not be number 1 on my list, but he doesn't need to be - he is happy just being worshipped as a guitarist these days, not as a God. |
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Audioslave
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They are nearly there, I think? Are we too critical of Audioslave (and hypodermic friendly cousin Velvet Revolver)? Maybe - but the press does continue to tell us they are 'supergroups' - so it's their fault, not ours. Things just seem to gel nicer on this album than the debut - almost like the boys have found their groove. Possibly the next will be the stroke of genius we expected of the debut, or maybe this band more than any other have proven that the sum of the parts doesn't mean crap when some are in imperial, and one is in metric? |
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Foo Fighters
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This could have been higher in The 10. Dave Grohl - take off the pantyhose, put down the feather pillows, and send Jack Black home - we need to talk. What is with that second CD of half-cut Cat Stevens wannabe tunes? Disc 1 offers us what is possibly the best Fooey album yet, with strong riffs and rhythms - and then I get a Norah Jones duet? Dave - put away the acoustic. It was bad enough that you have given the world 'Walking After You'. Learn from that mistake, please - and plug back in. |
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Wolfmother
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I'm sure Flavor Flav and Terminator X were singing 'Don't Believe The Hype' when this one was released, but surprisingly I was very impressed. I don't go much for the 'look at my authentic afro and flares' look, but the music here is da bomb! There are shades of every major hard rock band of the late 60s/early 70s here, but the music remains original anyway. If anything is wrong, it's that the whiny vocals wear a little thin after an hour or so - but musically it's magic. |
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Green Carnation
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Are they metal or rock? Considering the bands beginnings (as a death metal band back in 1990), compared to the sound of the band today (a radio friendly prog powerhouse) - and let me know before next year's Top 10 please. This album is their lightest (and least metal) to date and is very close to the format of a standard rock band's album - either way, the song writing is every bit as catchy as ever. |
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The Mars Volta
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I was never a huge prog-rock fan until the last few years. I don't know if my tastes got broader, or if the music got better - but there is a whole lotta prog in The 10 this year. I didn't like this as much as 'De-Lousing The Comatorium', but I think that is mainly due to its predecessor starting with a bigger bang. This is a little less accessible, but a masterwork still. Who ever said heroin was bad? |
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Porcupine Tree
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Much like their brothers in crime Opeth, Steven Wilson's Porcupine Tree can do no wrong. This album is not as melodic as predecessor 'In Absentia'. The first 2 tracks are riff heavy monsters before moving into a ballad or two, and the usual Pink Floyd flavoured grooves and progressive fills. Just when you think they have written their masterpiece, the next album is better. |
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Alanis Morissette
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Although I'm not a huge fan of her recent works, a young Alanis 10 years ago produced a brilliant major label debut with 'Jagged Little Pill'. Now older, uglier, and nowhere near as popular (due to her choice to no longer include songwriters on her albums, but instead write everything herself - who remembers vomiting to 'Thank You India.'?), Alanis has made the bold move of re-recording the entire album acoustically, even bringing original writer/producer Glen Ballard back on board to play all the instruments. There's nothing new here, but it's still quite refreshing to hear these songs reworked. |
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Limp Bizkit
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This would likely have made the Top 10 if it hadn't been for that crappy no E.P. rule. With Borland back on strings, and Mr. Durst suddenly realising the world was laughing at him, not with him, the band are sleek and angry. This is some of the best (and possibly only) riff-work Borland has ever done, and the first 2 tracks just blow the listener away. Apart from the 1 or 2 songs where Red Hat Fred thinks we actually like to hear his bad white-boy rap, rather than hoarse raspy vocals, this is quite unforgiving from start to finish. A shame it doesn't look like we will ever see 'The Unquestionable Truth (Part 2 - Chinese Democracy)'. |
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Billy Corgan
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Can this even be in rock? I'm not sure where it goes. I don't seem to have a 'poo' category, so rock will have to do. If it wasn't bad enough that Billy chose to rape the name of Smashing Pumpkins by producing the utterly forgettable girly-pop sounds of Machina I & II, he has now smeared his own solo career with an even worse version of the same electro-crud. Lay down and die Billy. Maybe the buzzards will find something worth chewing on, but I must say I don't anymore. |
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Nine Inch Nails
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I don't know what I was expecting here. With all the rave and anticipation, I actually found this quite tired and bland. I don't know if Trent has what it takes anymore. Megafans - email all death threats to my work email address, thanks. And now he is working on an album of trashy remixes of this album. Bored or something is he? I certainly am. |
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Korn
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The soul of this band is gone. I don't mean Head leaving, but that was certainly a big part of it, but I just feel that each album has a little less feeling than the one before. A bonus point I guess for not making another paint by numbers like the last two albums, but surely a band that gets a 20 million dollar advance from their label can produce better 'music' than this. Obviously not. |
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Bernard Fanning
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I will give Bernard Fanning the prize for best video of the year for 'Wish You Well'. Apart from that, this is just pure shit-smelling boredom. Hopefully he will learn a fourth and maybe even a fifth chord for his next solo album, if he happens to think we deserve more of his greatness that is. Hopefully instead he turns recluse, and just fucks off. |
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The Original Angels Band [The Angels]
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To be straight about it, this is a fucking disgrace. I mean, honestly, why would you take the name of an Australian institution, open up it's mouth, and crap straight down it's throat? In case you hadn't heard (as it really wasn't that bigger news - i.e. no one cared.) The Angels reformed WITHOUT Doc Neeson as their original line-up, with the original bass player on vocals. Why? They are retarded. Clearly. The music is uninspired, the vocals are just plain fucking terrible, and the soul of the band is just not there. You couldn't remove someone like Jimmy from Chisel, could you? This is no different. If I were rich, I'd have these people killed. Actually - tortured, then killed. |
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mk's Rock Top 10A disclaimer for the list below is that considering I spent 90% of my year on metal, there isn't much to report on the Rock side of things. There will be releases I have missed, but don't let this detract from my number 1 - definitely a good quality release. |
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Foo Fighters
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OK - I'll admit it. This scraped into my rock listing as there wasn't much else and I listened to it twice. It's pretty much your standard stuff from the Foos, which in this day and age is a good thing. |
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Limp Bizkit
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This band could be so much more if it wasn't for Durst up front. Wes is a welcome return and you can hear his solid work throughout the album - apart from the stoopid rap song half way through. Seriously though, this album has a brilliant start and vibe to it, but the Durst 'wailing' does get a bit much in the end. |
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Green Carnation
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Similar to Limp Bizkit, the album has some ripper tracks at the start but fades away at the end. |
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Audioslave
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Morello is a God. Cornell is Jesus. So what's so wrong with this band? I think I've finally realised I've been spending my time just looking for a hint of those 'Jesus Christ Pose' screams from Cornell and I need to face the fact that ain't gonna happen. So just sit back Stuey and enjoy this incarnation. I did and I liked it. |
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F5
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At least give me a chance to explain before sending the barrage of tomatoes in my direction. Yes, this is the evil guy from that band he used to play in with Mustaine (I dare not mention the band name as it'll breach to copyright laws Mustaine put on him) but Dave Ellefson's contribution to metal is undeniable. Dare I say, this somewhat 'radio friendly' debut is a breath of fresh air. Some great tunes in there and definitely a change of direction for the ex-Megadeth bass player. (Damn, I said it. Mustaine will be after me...). OK - Release the tomatoes!!! |
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Iommi
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They're old, but so what. Everything else on your body may sag as you get older but at least your fingers don't, otherwise we wouldn't have got this fine piece of guitar work from Iommi. Backed up by Hughes this is a great combo. I now hear that Hughes is going to write his own solo and have Iommi play on it, and then Geezer will have Hughes and Iommi play on his next solo effort. And I also hear in the pipes that Bill Ward is interested in getting his solo career going, with guest appearances from Geezer, Iommi and Hughes... heh? Hang on a sec. |
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Black Label Society
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The Chapter remains strong. He's pumping out the work of late but another mouthful of catchy tunes leaves me left with no more room. I might have to do the sultana trick and place his next album (reported for release this year) up my nose. |
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Audrey Horne
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This is sounding a little predictable. Maybe it's me still holding onto the past. But this is in parts close to a Mike Patton Faith No More release. Crazy name for a band but as the reference to FNM suggests a catchy and addictive release. |
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Volbeat
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A late bloomer in the list I must admit, but while on the subject of catchy, this is brilliant. For memory they're from Scandinavia, so why the hell are they pumping out the rock. Just to be different I guess. The name for one is. But what more can I say - I LOVE it!! |
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The Mars Volta
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The award definitely goes to The Mars Volta for yet again making their music completely inaccessible. What the hell is with the track listings and all the weird shite. I wanna like them, I really do. |
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Wolfmother
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Hello and goodbye. Certain to follow in the path of their predecessors The Vines and Jet, they'll fall into obscurity once the hype dies down, so why bother getting interested. |
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TheBigBlack's Metal Top 10 |
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Soulfly
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Candlemass
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Akercocke
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Sargeist
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Old Man's Child
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Nevermore
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Judas Priest
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Exodus
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Opeth
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Roadrunner United
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Ulver
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Black Label Society
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Fear Factory
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Ozzy Osbourne
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System Of A Down
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mk's Metal Top 10Well, what a year! This year has involved the greatest number of releases to listen to than in previous years (almost nudging 100 releases I think). Not necessarily as good quality - maybe 2004 was the best year of recent memory, but still it saw some hopeful expectations and anticipations from big bands with what would hopefully be big releases. Some delivered, some didn't. Well in my opinion at least. I'd say it could be a sign that I'm out of touch, but when there is so much good quality out there it's dog-eat-dog. And it would be completely disrespectful of me not to start my list without a special - no - VERY special mention of the New York Boys who re-united this year. If anything good is to come from Dime's demise, it's the fact that these boys got themselves back together - well that's what they say publicly even though it may not necessarily be the case. Who do I speak of? Why none other than Anthrax. Better still we got to see them live - and here I was thinking I had missed my chance. It rates as one of the top experiences - thinking you've missed out on seeing a band you grew up with an loved, only for them to re-unite and come to your home town - WOW!! There's plenty doing the reunion tour thing these days but this was the best present I could think of having. Now having calmed down, I present THE list. I'm gonna count down this year to hold the suspension (DON'T SCROLL OR YOU'LL RUIN IT!!). |
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Paths Of Possession
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Exodus
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Annihilator
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Opeth
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Nevermore
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Judas Priest
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YOB
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Candlemass
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Sargeist
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Pelican
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Gojira
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Deathspell Omega
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Obituary
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Akercocke
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Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
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Trivium
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Korn
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System Of A Down
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